Duck Tales: Oregon Ducks

Picture the old cartoon married couple Blondie and Dagwood in a few frames and then "here's yer funny":

Yesterday Kevin warned me that it was going to be "FOOTBALL!" for today beginning at 11:00 a.m. You know, you've probably heard that The Ducks vs. Auburn would be playing and there was something about 103 years or maybe it was 130, I can't remember, since Oregon has been up to the top. Okay, so I'd been making myself scarce today by reading in the spare room, napping, getting my clothes ready for work tomorrow, did some laundry, dishes, etc. and finally at 4:05 I came out of the cave to see how things were going. Herewith is the following conversation as it went down:

Me: So who's winning?

Him: No one

Me: Huh?

Him: Well, no one because they haven't even started playing the game yet

Me: What?? What the heck have they been DOING all this time???

Him: Talking

Me: TALKING???

Him: Yeah, they've been talking about the players, game strategy, stuff like that

Me: Oh-- you've GOT TO BE KIDDING! ALL THIS TIME THEY'VE JUST BEEN TALKING???

Him: Uh...no..there's been pictures an' stuff...