Friday, April 1, 2016

Summer Jobs in the California Suburbs...50 Years Ago.










When I was a kid, 'bout 10 or so, we lived in a 'normal' suburb, 30+ miles east of San Francisco. Not much wild life left in those areas, maybe an occasional lizard or snake, but few and far between. My job was to go out at first dark with dads' HUGE flashlight and go STOMP on snails. I guess I was cheaper than snail bait. I can't remember if I got an allowance for that or not, but I hated the crunching sounds AND the slime. One night I was out there, doing my California Girl thing, stomping on those otherwise French delicacies. I would swing that baseball bat-sized flashlight (I am sure it was a relic from WW2) to find any strays. One night, that huge beam landed on a pair of beady black eyes, attached to a giant...SOMETHING. "DAAAAAADDD!!!! THERE'S A GIANT RAT OUTSIDE!!!" Of course, the ADULT is thinking, "Wha?? We don't have giant rats here. Crazy kid." Out the front door walks dad with that look, you know the one, "Yeahrightshowme" look. So. I did. I swung that 13kabillion watt beam over to that creature and sure enough, "SEE DAD??? A GIANT RAT!!" "Oh my gosh, Janie, that's not a rat, that's an opossum!!" " What the heck is a wild animal doing in our front yard??" Well, seems that there was a 'wild' park area (actually an old ranch) about 2 miles from our house, it used to be called The Horseman's Association, for those local folks who wanted to keep their horses close, a rodeo here and there and people who wanted to ride. On this ranch, a creek ran through it, the one that went by Hillcrest Elementary School. It was wild down there in that creek; overgrown trees and bushes so thick you got lost in 5 seconds. Birds flitted all over and snakes and mice and rabbits and who knows what else lived in there. And it was the place your parents told you NEVER. EVER. EVER. GO THERE ALONE.
One day came when the ranch was sold and the surrounding area was turned into a city park. All the trees and bushes were chopped down and removed, rolling green grass laid down and picnic tables dotted throughout. I don't recall if they left the stream alone. But, the animals had to go somewhere and so they roamed and wandered for 4 to 40 days and nights. And sometimes, they would sneak out from behind a house, late at night when a young girl was doing her garden Stomping Chore, and scare the beejeebers out of her.

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Between math and English....

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dang. may I call a friend?
Mr. Him: I thought this looked familiar;

The fourier series of the function f(x) in an arbitrary interval.
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Terri Beauchamp
Miz Scarlett: Riiiiiight, so familiar, ahem cough. So what's the password, fourier?
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson I think I will friend Mr. Him.
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson I can't even SAY "fourier"...
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Mike McCollough
Mr. Him: Four e air, like Pierre with an F
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson Mike, picture Goldie Hawn in Laugh In trying to say that.
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Mike McCollough
Mr. Him: I have several pictures of Goldie Hawn, but that is not one them😎
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson Lol! Obviously you didn't get ALL of them wink emoticon
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Jane A. Thompson
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson The tangent of the cosign is the result of the hypotenuse intersecting with the root squared.
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Hal Patrick
Mr. He: like we didn't already know that!
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson Took you long enough to reply, uh huh....
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson Oh look, he wants to take me to the movies!
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Hal Patrick
Mr. He: make 'em buy you popcorn, that's what the best guys do.
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Jane A. Thompson
Jane A. Thompson What a fun thread this was...might just blog it but names if the guilty will be changed.
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Hal Patrick
Mr. He: i think fb is @ its best when quality information is shared and / or people have fun, janie -- this is certainly one of those threads!